Too Late For Me Shaun Martin

Darn it.  I gave my final exam on Friday.  Some boring, hypertechnical esssay question about whether a lawsuit against the manufacturer of the morning-after pill could properly proceed as a class action.  What I obviously should have done — and, sadly, it’s too late now — was what Michael Maxwell, a high school teacher in Missouri, did here:  Ask each student in the class to write about who they would kill and how they would go about doing it.

“[O]fficials said that he would likely keep his job.”  Awesome!  My final exam in the Fall is going to be so much more interesting than usual.  I mean, I’ve got tenure.  If Michael Maxwell can keep his job, imagine what tenure will allow me to get away with.  I can’t be more excited.