Musk’s Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight | The Babylon Bee

SAN FRANCISCO, CA Elon Musk s bid to purchase Twitter came up short after 138,000 board votes were found at 2 a.m., a company spokesman confirmed Tuesday. Musk had been in talks to purchase the company for $44 billion. 

We really thought Musk was going to pull this one out, said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. The yes votes had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.  

When the final votes were tallied, the takeover bid failed by a final tally of 10 votes for, 138,000 votes against. While the final result came as a shock to most observers, Agrawal said the election was fair. Twitter takes election integrity very seriously, he noted. I can confidently say this was the most secure election in American history.

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