Boating, jet-skiing banned under Michigan stay-at-home order; kayaking allowed

While physical outdoor activity is allowed, like kayaking, canoeing and sailing, “using a motorboat, a jet ski, or other similar watercraft is not. Any outdoor activity permitted under the order, including boating, must be done in a manner consistent with social distancing, and individuals should use only their own equipment to prevent the transmission of the virus through the touching of shared surfaces.”

via www.wxyz.com

Presumably this is because the virus targets motorheads but leaves politically correct outdoor types alone. Who knew.