A ditty for Kamala the Border Czar!
And why not? Claude.ai makes it so easy and it’s much better at this than I.
Kamala the Border Czar, oh my!
Her duty reaches to the sky
With eagle vision, she’ll espy
Who passes through, and wonder why.
She guards the lines drawn on the map
Alert for any border flap.
No sneaking through on her watch, chap!
She’ll close up every single gap!
Kamala’s job?
It’s no small feat
To keep the border nice and neat
She walks a line so bittersweet
Where law and mercy often meet
So raise a cheer for Kamala!
Our Border Czar, hip-hip-hurrah!
She juggles rules and red tape, ah!
A tightrope walk without a flaw!
Of course, we now learn VP Harris was not the Border Czar after all. Too bad.