Californians Brace For Deadly 50-Degree Cold Front | Babylon Bee

CALIFORNIA – The rest of the nation may be battling bitter cold, but they have no idea what the poor people in California are about to face: weather in the mid-50s, with a chance of something strange called “rain.”

Across Los Angeles, San Diego, and the Inland Empire, Californians swarmed local stores looking to buy jackets, scarves, earmuffs, and mittens, hoping to survive the imminent mild weather.

“This polar vortex could be the worst meteorological disaster to hit the state in decades,” said one Fox 11 news anchor gravely as a special WEATHER DISASTER WATCH 2019 warning graphic flashed on the screen. “Stay indoors, try not to talk too much. Don’t risk it out in the deadly cold.”

“You might even have to put on shoes,” he added. “May God help us all.”

via babylonbee.com

It’s true. The temperature is currently in the mid-60s and it looks like rain. That’s right — the sky is a strange gray in color and there’s weird feeling in the air. As if something is — coming. I have a fire going in the fireplace and I’ve split a lot of wood. OK, I’ve split some wood. I’ll keep you posted.