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South Florida man attacks mother who refused to dress his mannequin, deputies say

By Thomas A. Smith

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth, deputies said.

Mikkel Dankner, 40, of Boynton Beach, faces charges of aggravated battery on a victim 65 or older and domestic battery by strangulation.

via www.local10.com

But who is the real victim here? That’s right. It’s the mannequin. I’ve got the law review articles to prove it.