Disney Decides to Go for Woke – WSJ

If executives of the Walt Disney Co. are serious about tackling the endemic poison of cisgendered-white-patriarchal ideology in our wicked society, it s high time they revisited their enormous back-catalog of works that have promoted this pernicious propaganda for too long.

It is not enough to start making movies that reflect and celebrate our modern sexual mores, as we have learned lately is their intent. They need to make urgent reparations for the pollution they have poured into the impressionable minds of young children over the first disgraceful century of the company s existence.

I would recommend establishing a large team of young managers, recent graduates in critical gender theory from our most selective universities, all thoroughly trained in enforcement techniques used in corporate diversity, equity and inclusion programs and dedicated to eliminating every noxious hint of gender rigidity from the company s output.

The work will be arduous because the damage is vast. From Lady and The Tramp and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to The Lion King, the very titles of these repugnant efforts at juvenile indoctrination are throwbacks to an age of prejudice, stereotyping and the study of human biology.

via www.wsj.com

Heh.