Calm down Mitt Tom Smith

I too can think of worse things than polygamy, unlike Mitt, and it might be fun to do so briefly:

10 THINGS WORSE THAN POLYGAMY

1.  You have just one wife, and she’s Rosanne Barr.
2.  You in da big house, and you are the wife of Big Eddy.
3.  A poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
4.  Your religion does not polygamize, but does sacrifice children, as in PNG.
5.  Rosanne has six husbands, and you’re one of them.
6.  Global Warming
7.  You are harboring a George Clooney entity which can talk directly into your brain.
8.  Taco Bell
9.  Getting in the left turn lane and having the light turn red just as you get to your turn, so you have to wait through the entire cycle.
10.  Realizing at 5.45am that you were going to get coffee yesterday and forgot.

Granted, I am very open minded about other cultures.