Okay, we probably need to talk about that Israeli general and the “galactic federation”

But when you get to the point where you re saying that Donald Trump is taking regular meetings with aliens from the galactic federation and getting policy advice from them before scheduling our next set of astronauts for a flying saucer trip to our secret base on Mars, I m afraid you re going to be getting some side-eye even from me. Personally, at least for the time being, I m going with a combination of possibilities one and two. Eshed may have had an inopportune moment of less than optimal lucidity and embellished some of his theories a bit and the reporter covering the story blew it up from there because they knew it would go viral instantly.

Just in case I m wrong, however, and it turns out to be option number three, I d like to assure the members of the High Council of the Galactic Federation that I meant no offense or disrespect by any of this and I would like to apply for a press pass and an invitation to your next meeting to cover it. Thanks in advance.

via hotair.com

You’re in for it now.