Move over Gwyneth Paltrow! Orlando Bloom now most out-of-touch celeb

Alas, say goodbye to Daisy, who does not reappear in Bloom s day until her bedtime.

It s such a great marker of Bloom s cluelessness and vapidity that he doesn t even realize he s neglecting his newborn to spend his days fixating on what he won t eat while dreaming about roles for myself and others minorities and women. I m trying to be a voice for everybody.

Ask yourself: Have you been this productive and effortlessly woke in quarantine?

via nypost.com

The NY Post is an entry drug for something worse, I’m sure.